Total Medals Earned: 413 (From 99 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,430 Points
Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/500 points)
prostration
well! what it is!
well! what is it!
*looks skyward*
*points down*
praise the sun!
*proper bow*
r1 r1 r1 r1
roll bs roll bs roll bs
impossibru!
010 dies lol
020 dies
030 dies
040 dies
050 dies
060 dies
070 dies
080 dies
090 dies
100 dies omgwtf
Medals Earned: 3/5 (75/150 points)
There's a place for everyone here.
<3
No
Score 5000 points.
Survive two minutes without opening the lid.
Medals Earned: 11/11 (160/160 points)
Unlock the Bank.
Earn $1,000.
Unlock the Strong Magnet.
Unlock the Cash Box.
Make money just by sitting there.
Earn $10,000.
Earn way more money than the minted value of the coins.
Let your bank do all the work.
Earn $1,000,000.
Buy the final upgrade.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 8/12 (60/115 points)
Fall to the world below.
Collect 10 endurance fruits.
Kill 5 creatures.
Touch 100 flowers.
Touch 300 flowers.
Max out your endurance bar.
Collect 11 gems.
Kill 20 creatures.
Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/445 points)
Complete the entire first ring of levels.
Rate 5 or more user levels.
Complete the entire first and second ring of levels.
Complete the first level under par in all three categories.
Rate 50 or more user levels.
Complete 5 or more levels under par in all three categories.
Complete all three rings of levels.
Complete 15 or more levels under par in all three categories.
Complete all levels under par in all three categories.
Rate 100 or more user levels.
Medals Earned: 2/7 (75/340 points)
Break out the legal way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the badass way.
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Medals Earned: 23/33 (270/500 points)
score at least 15/30
Score at least 20/30 on ABC
Score Perfect on ABC test
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/190 points)
Kick someone who's already unconscious.
Make five "friends" at once.
Complete Story
Give out ten alarms in one day.
Collect $40 during the story.
Top $100 in Arcade Mode.
Don't get knocked out in the story.
Beat 20 people at the ice rink.
Medals Earned: 4/9 (50/375 points)
Kill 2 Doctors in the operating theater.
Infect singer in the backstage.
Infect poor rat.
Complete the game.
Infect 3 dogs in bonus scene #1.
Kill himself with a gun in bonus scene #2.
Kill himself with a knife in bonus scene #2.
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/385 points)
Collect a coin
Obtain the gun
Murder an enemy
Beat the game
Kill all the enemies
Collect all the coins
Kill all the enemies and collect all the coins